6. Bang, Bang, Bang

Backstory

While relentlessly bashing my head into the cabinetry of my Fukuoka mansion I eventually devised a plan so genius that it would stop all future head banging.

… Or so I thought.

After hitting my head countless times I tried squatting, which was very difficult to hold and didn’t solve anything. Then I tried holding a horse stance. This seemed to work at first but was also hard to do for long periods of time.

It seems I’m just destined to hit my head on things while I’m here.

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